Submitted by an innocent bystander and fan of Goose
 
The other day a candidate for mayor knocked me over the head stole my purse and threw 25 raffle tickets and my riffled through purse back at me. Yes, they TOOK $25 right out of my pocket book.
 
We have to ask, is this who you want as your mayor? Make this atrocious behavior STOP. Tell these candidates NO and then RUN to the Hotel Charlotte to buy your Goose for Mayor bribes. This is the only way to get the message across.
 
To undo the damage this candidate caused, I DID run to the Hotel Charlotte and bought $50 in bribes, I hope it is enough to offset the thievery this candidate is inflicting on our community.
 
It could have happened to you too. Sometimes these candidates are a little more subtle. But don't be fooled every $ you unwillingly give to one of these brash, forceful candidates is a vote against the right answer for this town: GOOSE FOR MAYOR.
 
Enough said, now run down and get your bribes, there isn't much time left.
 
A fan of Goose