This year has been a tough campaign year for Goose. Bribing events are few and far between and he has made a promise to his local constituents to not hound them for their votes. So he is sluggish in the local bribes market. In an effort to stay up with the leaders, Kay and Peggy, Goose reaches out to our international audience, who rightly don't quite get it, but the push is on.

 

Since the whole Mayor campaign is a marketing function of the Yosemite Chamber of Commerce, imagine the global headlines Groveland can receive when the oddly named dog, Goose, is crowned Mayor. Bells will ring, flowers will bloom and people will rejoice! Folks from around the world will want to visit Groveland to witness the Phenomena. Much like a banana leaf with the outline of Jesus will sometimes cause great lines in a little town in Peru just to catch the spirit. Goose is our spirit!

 

We are in the final push of the campaign. If you have already voted for one of the other candidates, and have been thinking this was perhaps a mistake, it isn't too late to correct the error. Just stop by the Hotel Charlotte and fund the Goose campaign with bribes equal to double what you have spent on the other candidates. This will not just zero out the first donation, but the extra will help put Goose on top.

 

Don't be confused by campaigners statements that indicate Goose is ahead, we will gladly show you our records. Goose is trailing by thousands of votes and surely needs your commitment now.

 

For specific details on the Goose for Mayor Campaign and his many promises, visit www.HotelCharlotte.com/goose.html

 

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