In this inaugural mayoral race we are pleased to announce the candidacy of one dog named Goose. This dapper dancing dog who entertains dozens daily would be honored to expand his reach to Millions More Monthly by representing Groveland as Honorary Mayor for the 08-09 year.
 
Goose is running a campaign based on a few simple principles
· A fire hydrant on every corner, or even better, one for every house!
· Doggie biscuits at every store!
· A moratorium on silly dog clothes, neckties, panty hose and high heeled shoes!

If you remain undecided on which candidate you will support with your bribes in the coming "election" consider this:

1. Goose is the only candidate that lives year round, 24-7 in Downtown Groveland (at the Hotel Charlotte)
2. Goose knows how to sit, stay, lay down, rollover and he will dance daily for Groveland.
3. Goose is young and vital and will be a lively and active mayor for Groveland.

Goose is sponsored by his friends at Camp Tuolumne Trails who will benefit from your frequent and large bribes. Every $10 bribe will get you $10 worth of raffle tickets, each bribe is a vote! Vote for Goose, Vote Generously and Vote Often!

Bribes bought and sold at the Hotel Charlotte, Cross Country Cafe, Positively Pampered and elsewhere around town. Goose is available for engagements at your place or his, but do call soon, his campaign calendar is filling up fast!    209-962-6455.